Title:           Shipping and Handling pt 3
Author:          MintCondition453
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/02kEeGTX
First Edit:      Monday 7th of April 2014 06:58:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 7th of April 2014 06:58:06 PM CDT

>she laid on her side looking at you in a sultry manner
>you felt inadequate
>she was large mechanical equine rotorcraft
>you were anon
>you walk over to her with an air of self-confidence
>she moves you accomodate you
>you stand between her hind legs, locking eyes with her over her belly
>you put either arm over her flanks and start whatever you thought you were going to do
>you puts you on your back on the cement, and straddles you
>she covers your entire lower half
>you look up at her as she starts grinding on you
>youve already finished, but she is still grinding you into the pavement
>as she comes to her finish, the pressure and heat is incredible
>it hurts
>but you do it for Whirlybird
>she finishes, leaving you soaked with her love juice
>you both together, you on her chest, in the afterglow of the moment, surrounded on all sides by soundproof walls and industrial decr.
>hear some sudden music
"-ABY SHOW ME 1 PLUS 1 IS 2
SHOW ME ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO.
SHOW ME THAT You Love me
show me that you need me..."
"Shitshitshit!" It was Broanon and his helicopter pony.
>both were tripping balls
>his helicopter's radio had gone off and they were watching
>he runs
>chase him
>Whirly outpaces you by miles and pulls them both inside
>try to reason with bro
>he agrees not to say anything
>next day the pilots avoiding you like the plague
>dafuq
>broanon forgot that he wasnt supposed to tell
"Sorry man"
>that day
>get annoyed by pilots general shunning during break after practice
>go to eat with Whirlybird
>hopefully she was having a better time than you
>she was dealing with the same shit
>the other helipones were crueler than their pilots
>as you walk into hangar one of them sees you and picks you up with their mouth
>drops you on table in front of Whirlybird
>she doesnt look too happy
>not like shes mad at you but the chastising was harder on her
"I heard what you did last night, you sick freak, so I figured youd want this thing to keep you company"
